| 16.1.2009 |  |
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"Insanely cool new year to yous all! New year, new Stalingrad... I MEAN you should hear the Smack Attack/Jeesus single. It's somewhat yeah! Now the Nugget boys are entering Studio Brütal to create their third album! Planet Hoth, Death Boogie?! Say what nigga?!!" |
Rommel's previous annoucements:
25.11.2008
"Yo all you homeboys out there! IT's here! What is IT, you ask? Morbid mayhem?
Heh heh, perhaps later, but now we're talking about the new smash hit Smack Attack! Let's
start rockin', yi yi yeah!!! But remember, school comes first."
1.5.2008
"Hey there, all you fraggers!
A couple messed-up gigs coming up! So get your thrash gear on and book a flight to Finland, lol!
Luckiest ones will also receive intensive intimacy from our manager!
The hit single "Smack Attack" is also about the be released, just a few more pick scrapes
and we're done, omg!"
8.4.2008
"Nugget Nemesis are on a roll!
The boys have informed me that they're putting their heroin binge
to a halt in order to translate their website to a language that more than
0,08% of the world understands! I'm Erwin, Nugget Nemesis' PR dude. Sweet, aiight."
"PS. Oh yeah, the nuggets start recording their debut triple album this weekend!11!"
If you're such a n00b that you ain't got shit to do, you can waste your
life by reading all of Rommel's earlier annoucements here!
