All of Rommel's annoucements throughout the years:
1.5.2008
"Hey there, all you fraggers!
A couple messed-up gigs coming up!
So get your thrash gear on and book a flight to Finland, lol!
Luckiest ones will also receive intensive intimacy from our manager!
The hit single "Smack Attack" is also about the be released,
just a few more pick scrapes and we're done, omg!"7.4.2008
"Nugget Nemesis are on a roll!
The boys have informed me that they're putting their heroin binge
to a halt in order to translate their website to a language that more than
0,08% of the world understands! I'm Erwin, Nugget Nemesis' PR dude. Sweet, aiight."
"PS. Oh yeah, the nuggets start recording their debut triple album this weekend!11!"